A friend of mine is getting married, and while the following story is cute, it just doesn't fit in at the other blog, so...
About a week or so after she mailed the Christmas cards, she, the new bride, received one of the cards back. Written on the envelope was this:
I only went to your wedding to be polite. Please stop showing me how happy you two are.
It was signed by the former wedding guest -- a female friend of the groom (now the husband) who apparently was less "friend" and more jilted and broken-hearted former girlfriend.
What's more, next to this woman's name in the guest book there were little hearts... At the time they seemed like well-wishes for the happy bride and groom, but now... Well, they look more like the last attempts of communication from a pining woman!
Honest-to-God -- she showed us the card and the guest book!
If there is a moral to this story, it's that your wedding guest book may prove to be practical and humorous!
(For a more useful and beautiful wedding story, see this post by A Slip Of A Girl!)